LEGAL NOTICE AND OFFICIAL BUNKER PROCLAMATION

Issued by the Office of Post‑Apocalyptic Commerce
Document Code: LN‑47B‑“Please Don’t Sue Me”

1. Authority of This Notice

By accessing this site, purchasing goods, or even lurking in the shadows of our digital perimeter, you acknowledge and accept the terms of this Legal Notice.
If you do not agree, you must vacate the premises immediately and avoid eye contact with the watchtower.

2. Intellectual Property

All content on this site — including artwork, designs, text, logos, and any lore fragments recovered from the ruins — is the exclusive property of our faction.
Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution is strictly forbidden unless you enjoy being chased by a very tired legal team.

3. No Warranties (Because Nothing Is Certain Anymore)

All goods and services are provided “as is”, “as available”, and “as long as the generator holds out.”
We make no guarantees regarding:

• uninterrupted access
• absolute accuracy
• immunity from zombie interference
• survival outcomes

Use at your own risk, brave wanderer.

4. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by surviving law, we are not liable for:

• damages resulting from misuse of our products
• injuries sustained during heroic last stands
• emotional distress caused by slow shipping
• any losses due to raiders, mutants, or general apocalypse chaos

If something goes wrong, we’ll do our best to help, but we can’t rebuild your settlement.

5. External Links

Our site may contain links to third‑party domains.
These external territories operate under their own rules, laws, and possibly warlords.
We are not responsible for their content, policies, or survival rates.

6. Compliance With Local Laws

You are responsible for ensuring that your use of our site and products complies with the laws of your region, settlement, or faction.
If your local authority is a council of crows or a guy named “Bone‑Crusher,” consult them directly.

7. Amendments to This Notice

We may update this Legal Notice at any time to reflect:

• new regulations
• shifting alliances
• bunker relocations
• lessons learned from recent disasters

Changes take effect upon posting.
Major updates will be announced unless we’re busy evacuating.

8. Contact

For legal inquiries, disputes, or diplomatic negotiations: [email protected]

We respond within 1–2 business days, assuming the comms tower remains operational.