Privacy Policy — CLASSIFIED BUNKER DOCUMENT

Clearance Level: Omega‑3
Authorized Personnel Only
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1. Data We Collect (Strictly for Survival Purposes)

When you interact with our site, we gather only the intel needed to keep operations running smoothly:

• Name, email, and shipping address (so supplies reach your safehouse)
• Payment details (securely handled by trusted non‑zombie third‑party processors)
• Order history (to track your gear loadout)
• Basic device info like browser type and IP address (helps us detect suspicious undead activity)

We do not collect your blood type, fear level, or zombie‑resistance rating.

2. How We Use Your Data

Your information is used for:

• Processing and delivering orders
• Sending mission‑critical updates (like “your package shipped” or “the horde is migrating east”)
• Improving our site so it doesn’t crash during an outbreak
• Preventing fraud, infiltration, or unauthorized bunker access

We never sell your data. Even if a raider gang offers canned peaches.

3. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)

Our site uses cookies to:

• Remember your preferences
• Keep your cart intact
• Help us understand how survivors navigate the site

You can disable cookies, but the site may behave like a panicked rookie on their first supply run.

4. Data Security

Your data is protected with encryption, firewalls, and a metaphorical moat filled with metaphorical alligators.
We take security seriously, no unauthorized entity (living or undead) gets in.

5. Sharing Your Information

We only share your data with:

• Payment processors
• Shipping carriers
• Essential service providers who help keep the bunker operational

These partners are vetted to ensure they are 100% human and 0% zombie.

6. Your Rights as a Survivor

Depending on your region, you may have the right to:

• Access your data
• Update or correct it
• Request deletion
• Opt out of non‑essential communications

If you want to exercise any of these rights, contact us. We’ll respond quickly, unless we’re reinforcing the barricades.

7. Data Retention

We keep your information only as long as necessary for:

• Fulfilling orders
• Legal obligations
• Maintaining accurate supply logs

After that, it’s securely deleted, shredded, or ceremonially burned (metaphorically).

8. Updates to This Policy

If we update this document, we’ll post the changes here.
If the changes are major, we’ll notify you directly, ideally before anything explodes.

9. Contact

For privacy concerns, intel requests, or suspicious transmissions: [email protected]

We typically respond within 1–2 business days, assuming the perimeter holds.